The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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