Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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