Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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