So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this boner is exhausting
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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