the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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