It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
