what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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