Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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