so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
The air was thick with penises
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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