sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Pappa wants mamma naked
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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