wanna go halves on a baby?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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