is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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