It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize