we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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