my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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