how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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