I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You're my little dorito
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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