My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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