all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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