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I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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