weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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