you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
