I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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