She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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