hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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