Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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