I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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