Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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