I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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