he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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