Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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