I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
