Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.

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(813): View more from Florida

How am I a tease?

(1-813): View more from Florida

Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.

(813): View more from Florida

ONLY PART OF IT.

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(904): View more from Florida

the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis

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(949): View more from California

She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.

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(406): View more from Montana

your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster

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