tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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