they need to just BURY HIM!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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