Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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