Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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