your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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