I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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