Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She told me I should be a condom model.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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