he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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