Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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