Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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