he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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