I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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