And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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