how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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