I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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