No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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