I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize