go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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