Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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