Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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