Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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