you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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