He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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