the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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