I think scott just propositioned me for sex
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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