it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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